Consider these limitations:
Moses stuttered.
David's armour didn't fit.
John Mark was rejected by Paul.
Timothy had ulcers.
Amos' only training was in the school of fig-tree pruning.
Jacob was a liar.
David had an affair.
Solomon was too rich.
Abraham was too old.
David was too young.
Peter was afraid of death.
Lazarus was dead.
John was self-righteous.
Naomi was a widow.
Paul was a murderer.
So was Moses.
Jonah ran from God.
Miriam was a gossip.
Gideon and Thomas both doubted.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog;
Just kidding -- he was depressed and suicidal.
Elijah was burned out.
Martha was a worry-wart.
Mary may have been lazy.
Samson had long hair.
Noah got drunk, and that's not all.
Did I mention that Moses had a short fuse?
But God doesn't require any job interview.
He doesn't hire and fire like most bosses,
because He's more our Dad than our Boss.
He doesn't look at financial gain or loss.
He's not prejudiced or partial, not judging, grudging,
sassy, or brassy, not deaf to our cry, not blind to our need.
He says come, let us reason together.
Accept His invitation and Experience Transformation.
March 24, 2009
February 23, 2009
YOUR PASSION
PASSION FOR SUCCESS!
Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.If you work just for money, you’ll never make it, but if you love what you’re doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.” Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.” Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.” To be a winner, work with winners.” For the best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.” A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by associating with smarter people.
The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time. A house is built one brick at a time. Football games are won a play at a time. A department store grows bigger one customer at a time. Every big accomplishment is a series of little accomplishments
GET GOING NOW!
Instead of thinking about what you’re missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.”
When people look at things that are, and ask, ‘Why?’ You you see things that never have been, and ask, ‘Why not
Don’t brood over past failures and obstacles. 'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was.”
Remember, the whistle will not sound, unless you win.
Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.If you work just for money, you’ll never make it, but if you love what you’re doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.” Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.” Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.” To be a winner, work with winners.” For the best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.” A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by associating with smarter people.
The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time. A house is built one brick at a time. Football games are won a play at a time. A department store grows bigger one customer at a time. Every big accomplishment is a series of little accomplishments
GET GOING NOW!
Instead of thinking about what you’re missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.”
When people look at things that are, and ask, ‘Why?’ You you see things that never have been, and ask, ‘Why not
Don’t brood over past failures and obstacles. 'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was.”
Remember, the whistle will not sound, unless you win.
February 20, 2009
WORSHIP VIDEOS
MY HELP
Ese o Baba (Thank you Father)- Lionel Peterson
In My Life Lord
......an atmosphere of TOTAL WORSHIP in Spirit and in Truth.
Ese o Baba (Thank you Father)- Lionel Peterson
In My Life Lord
......an atmosphere of TOTAL WORSHIP in Spirit and in Truth.
BENNY HINN & T.D JAKES WORSHIP
Lyrics: You are beautiful beyond description, Too marvelous for words, Too wonderful for comprehension, Like nothing ever seen or heard, Who can grasp Your infinite wisdom, Who can fathom the depths of your love, You are beautiful beyond description, Majesty, enthroned above, Chorus: And I stand, I stand in awe of You, I stand, I stand in awe of You, Holy God to whom all praise is due, I stand in awe of You.
Holy Spirit Miracle Crusade Worcester/Massachusetts July 10, 2008
Bishop T.D. Jakes in praise and worship unplugged with guest John Starnes
February 17, 2009
MY PROJECT WORKS
DECAYING DESTINIES!
This book features three true life stories and lots more.
Read about the true life story of a young girl in a western Nigerian University. She suffered rejection from her parents and as a result had several flings with men and had a total of five abortions in a short time……What became of her?.....
Find out more from these intriguing confessions……order for a copy now.
See contact address below.
WONDER WORKING PASSION!
This book unveils deep secrets. Ten mysteries were revealed on how you can become somebody everybody needs to get something from what others call nothing within a short while.
Also read up the turn-around ordeal of a young man who once was at the verge of committing suicide, but now is swimming in comfort and joy……How come?.... Find out……order for a copy now.
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MY ALL IN ALL!
Musical AlbumFor lovers of good music, this is just a total package that will blow your mind and send u into limelight. It’s awesomely inspirational. It’s a unique compilation with a difference. You just can’t stop listening over and over again……..All first time listeners of this album just cant help picking a minimum of 10 copies……Check it out….. order for a copy now. See contact address below.
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THE WAVES OF DESTINY (W.O.D) ……..discovering destinies in style.
THE WAVES OF DESTINY (W.O.D) ……..discovering destinies in style.
February 16, 2009
MUSIC AND SINGING
MUSIC QUESTIONAIRE:Print this portion and enter your details below by ticking.
Do you listen to music?
Yes...........
No............
If yes, what are you into? please tick all that apply
XRock R&B Hip Hop Drum & Bass Rap Country
Garage Dance Pop Folk Reggae Ol' skool 80's Others
Are you interested in any of the following? please tick all that apply.
DJing
Songwriting
Music Technology
Playing an Instrument
Singing: Do you enjoy singing casually? e.g in the shower, or along to CD's.
Yes
No
If you do not enjoy singing casually, why not? please tick all that apply.
It's not cool
Don't like singing
Told you can't sing
Feel you can't sing
It's embarrassing
Do you currently sing in a group or choir?
Yes
No
Would you like to learn to sing, if you had the opportunity?
Yes
No
Maybe
Are you interested in any of the following? please tick all that apply.
DJing
Songwriting
Music Technology
Playing an Instrument
Singing: Do you enjoy singing casually? e.g in the shower, or along to CD's.
Yes
No
If you do not enjoy singing casually, why not? please tick all that apply.
It's not cool
Don't like singing
Told you can't sing
Feel you can't sing
It's embarrassing
Do you currently sing in a group or choir?
Yes
No
Would you like to learn to sing, if you had the opportunity?
Yes
No
Maybe
SUCCESSFUL SINGING TIPS:
ON STAGE:
Your dressing reflects your presentation
Your composure, how u stand on stage
Rehears your song presentation and the introduction
BREATH CONTROL:
Always do this frequently before any ministration
WORSHIP MINISTRATIONS:
Be passionate in worship sessions and demonstrate ur songs.
Your dressing reflects your presentation
Your composure, how u stand on stage
Rehears your song presentation and the introduction
BREATH CONTROL:
Always do this frequently before any ministration
WORSHIP MINISTRATIONS:
Be passionate in worship sessions and demonstrate ur songs.
Close your eyes. Rely on God for his leading.
PRAISE SINGING:
(Plant ur people in the congregation)
Your attitude must not be repulsive.
Get and know your convenient key
Rehearse with your team of backups
Let your voices blend well
Sing songs that you know
PRAISE SINGING:
(Plant ur people in the congregation)
Your attitude must not be repulsive.
Get and know your convenient key
Rehearse with your team of backups
Let your voices blend well
Sing songs that you know
Things to Note:
Choose your beat style: Afro, Funk, Highlife, Reggae, Calypso, Disco, Hip-pop, etc.
Arrange your songs into segments LIKE:
(praise, thanksgiving, worship, warfare, revival, inspiring etc).
Dedicate more time for your personal rehearsals. Most of all, pray before any of your ministration and minister with boldness.
A MAN'S WORLD
Men Are Hard To Please!
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u a! re from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to PO! SSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?).
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u a! re from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to PO! SSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?).
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
MEN AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,
Smile @ him, he thinks you love him
Accept his luv, he thinks you want his favour
Resent it, he thinks you’re conceited
Let him kiss you and make luv to you, he thinks you’re cheap
Act reserved, he thinks you’re frigid
Ignore him, he thinks you despise him
Have him alone, he thinks no else can have you
Combine him with others, he thinks you’re insatiable
Talk of love & kids, he thins he wants you to marry him
When you give without demand, he thinks you’re a fool
Accept his gifts, he thinks you’re a gold digger
Refuse it, he thinks you’re playing hard to get
When you become too understanding, he takes you for a ride
Confront him wit the truth, he thinks youre being bitchy
Bless them o' lord, for we need them.
Men Are A Confused Bunch
Accept his luv, he thinks you want his favour
Resent it, he thinks you’re conceited
Let him kiss you and make luv to you, he thinks you’re cheap
Act reserved, he thinks you’re frigid
Ignore him, he thinks you despise him
Have him alone, he thinks no else can have you
Combine him with others, he thinks you’re insatiable
Talk of love & kids, he thins he wants you to marry him
When you give without demand, he thinks you’re a fool
Accept his gifts, he thinks you’re a gold digger
Refuse it, he thinks you’re playing hard to get
When you become too understanding, he takes you for a ride
Confront him wit the truth, he thinks youre being bitchy
Bless them o' lord, for we need them.
Men Are A Confused Bunch
February 13, 2009
YOU JUST CANT DISSAPPOINT!
BELOVED,
YOU HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TO FULFIL IN THIS WORLD ON YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS, AND THAT IS:
TO PLANT COURAGE IN THE DISGOURAGED,
TO PUT SOLUTION IN OUR GENERATION,
TO BE A MOTIVATOR TO THOSE WHO FACE MOLESTATION,
TO TELL THE BARREN TO PREPARE FOR BEARING.
ALTHOUGH YOU AND I FACE TIMES OF TRIALS, WE UNDERSTAND THAT IF GOLD IS OUR CHOICE, FURNACE MUST BE OUR PASSAGE, WE FACE CONFRONTATION FOR GOD'S CONFIRMATION,WE ARE HERE TO RULE AND NOT TO BE RULED, FOR THIS PROCLAMATION, WE FACE TEMPTATION, UNTIL WE ARE PROVED, WE CAN'T BE APPROVED.
EVERY MANTLE IS WON IN BATTLE. BATTLE IS NOT TO BE ASSUMED BUT TO BE RESUMED. IT'S NOT AN OPTION BUT A COMPULSION. IT IS WHEN WE GO THROUGH AND NOT IF WE GO THROUGH 'COS UNTIL WE GO THROUGH, WE ARE NOT THROUGH, WE ARE THROUGH YET. NEVERTHELESS, IN YOUR BATTLE DON'T BE BAFFLED JUST BE SETTLED.
BELOVED, IT'S TOO LATE TO GO BACK 'COS THE BUSINESS OF LOOKING BACK IS AN UNPROFITABLE ONE. RIDE ON; MARCH ON; I BELIEVE IN YOU; I CELEBRATE YOU; YOUR'S IS MY VISION; YOUR DAY IS NOT OVER BUT CLOSER. NEVER FORGET THAT YOUR EXPECTED END IS YOUR RESPECTED END.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND IMPART SOMETHING POSITIVE TO THOSE AROUND YOU. THAT LITTLE THING CALLED THE SEED OF GREATNESS IN YOU WILL END UP BEING EVERYTHING TOMORROW. YOUR NOTHING WILL BECOME SOMETHING.
THE ROAD OR PATHWAY TO SUCCESS WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH THE GATE OF DECISION, ACCROSS THE BRIDGE OF PATIENCE AND CLIMBING UP THE HILL OF DETERMIONATION.
YOU WILL GET THERE AND WE'LL SEE AT THE TOP.
Take care and remember that you are just Unstoppable.
LOVE CREED
LOVE DESCRIBED: Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, Does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered, Does not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; Bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails; but if there are gifts of prophecy, they will be done away; if there are tongues, they will cease; if there is knowledge, it will be done away. But now faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love. 
WORDS OF WISDOM:
1. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride more worthwhile.
2. Life is made up of years that mean nothing compared to moments that mean all.
3. Life’s incomplete business won’t cease unless life ceases itself. Since you’ve got life in you, keep moving on.
4. Decisions are a waste of time, unless we follow them with an immediate action. Take a right decision now, and back it up with ACTION.
5. Always remember, others may hate u. But those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them back. Love them instead.
6. The Ideal person bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, and makes the best of circumstances.
7. People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
8. Some of us will find Happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it.
1. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride more worthwhile.
2. Life is made up of years that mean nothing compared to moments that mean all.
3. Life’s incomplete business won’t cease unless life ceases itself. Since you’ve got life in you, keep moving on.
4. Decisions are a waste of time, unless we follow them with an immediate action. Take a right decision now, and back it up with ACTION.
5. Always remember, others may hate u. But those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them back. Love them instead.
6. The Ideal person bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, and makes the best of circumstances.
7. People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
8. Some of us will find Happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it.
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY
THE WAVES OF DESTINY (W.O.D)
IS NOT A MATTER OF CHANCE,
IT IS A MATTER OF CHOICE.
IT IS NOT A THING TO BE WAITED FOR,
WHAT ARE U DESTINED TO ACHIEVE TODAY?
CHANGE THE WORLD:
Our world is but a reflection of who we are. Therefore, if we want to change the world, all we have to do is change ourselves. We don’t need to change our parents for raising
their voices at us, but rather, we need to listen to them carefully when they speak.We don’t need to change those who treat us like little kids, but rather act more maturely around them. We don’t also need to change our supervisors or bosses for not trusting us, but rather do an outstanding job consistently and gain their trust.
This world is not something mystical or unknown. The world is the exact reflection of that which we choose to ignore about ourselves. The way to change the world is not by changing the world itself, but by changing ourselves.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM:
To change the world, you must follow your dream. Yes, follow your dream, take one step at a time, but just continue climbing. Follow your dream, if you stumble, don’t stop; keep your eyes on your goal, and press on to the top. When you’re at the top, you can see the whole view and you can see all what you have done so far and that which you can still do.
Is the pursuit of your dream like the climbing of a steep mountain? The climbing can be long, agonizing, and seemingly never ending. Only you can tell which mountain you have left unclimbed. There need to be no pretense with yourself. Are you climbing over your mountain, or are you celebrating on the peak of a smaller one? The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
DON’T QUIT:
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the road you’re trudging seems all uphill, as they sometimes would, when the funds are low and the debts are high, you want to smile, but you have to sigh, I say take a REST if you must REST, but don’t you call it quit yet.
Often, the goal is nearer than it seems to a faint and faltered man. Most often, the struggler might have given up when he’s just about capturing the victory cup. Success like you know, is failure turned inside out. It may be near when it seems afar; Just stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit, for it’s when things seem worse that you must not quit. Keep in mind that making it is not a place to get, but a constant process that we all must undergo.
Right now, we might be making it, though it might not feel like we are. Do remember that most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
..................see you at the top.
February 12, 2009
TOUCH MY HEART
APPRECIATE PEOPLE:
A young boy once asked his dad how much he is earning per day. The dad refused to tell him. After much questions, he finally told his 10year old son dat he earns just 50 dollars per day. So the boy smiled and said daddy i asked u bcos i want u to give me just 25 dollars. The dad became angry and drove him away.
So the boy was sad and went straight to his room to bed. Later, the dad was angry with himself and tot dat he was harsh to d boy and dat he should hav asked him what he wanted to do with the money....so he went to meet d boy in his room...and apologised and asked d boy...son, what do u need d money for...d boy had tears in his eyes, so the dad gave him the 25 dollars...so the boy opened his shelf and brought some other money he had.
Suddenly, the dad became more angry and said ...so u even had money, but why ask me..so the boy simply said...dad, with this money you gave me, i now hav complete 25 dollars. I will giv u dis whome money now 50 dollars tomoro morning...d dad asked why and d boy simply said...i just want to buy your TIME SO DAT YOU WILL STAY AT HOME AND SPEND DINNER WITH ME...the dad now broke down in tears....
Now do you know that what we have, we dont value, but what we tend to loose, we value them much later....If only u can just dedicate some more time to som aspects of ur life, you will stay and remain happier than you are presently.....because when we loose our jobs, it will be painful to us only for a while and we can still get another one, but when we loose a loved one, we cant get them again and the pain would linger forever.......FOOD FOR THOUGHT .
Just a smile would go a long way. Its cheap and costs nothing.....smile to someone and appreciate all that you meet. Someone you dont know needs it.
A young boy once asked his dad how much he is earning per day. The dad refused to tell him. After much questions, he finally told his 10year old son dat he earns just 50 dollars per day. So the boy smiled and said daddy i asked u bcos i want u to give me just 25 dollars. The dad became angry and drove him away.
So the boy was sad and went straight to his room to bed. Later, the dad was angry with himself and tot dat he was harsh to d boy and dat he should hav asked him what he wanted to do with the money....so he went to meet d boy in his room...and apologised and asked d boy...son, what do u need d money for...d boy had tears in his eyes, so the dad gave him the 25 dollars...so the boy opened his shelf and brought some other money he had.
Suddenly, the dad became more angry and said ...so u even had money, but why ask me..so the boy simply said...dad, with this money you gave me, i now hav complete 25 dollars. I will giv u dis whome money now 50 dollars tomoro morning...d dad asked why and d boy simply said...i just want to buy your TIME SO DAT YOU WILL STAY AT HOME AND SPEND DINNER WITH ME...the dad now broke down in tears....
Now do you know that what we have, we dont value, but what we tend to loose, we value them much later....If only u can just dedicate some more time to som aspects of ur life, you will stay and remain happier than you are presently.....because when we loose our jobs, it will be painful to us only for a while and we can still get another one, but when we loose a loved one, we cant get them again and the pain would linger forever.......FOOD FOR THOUGHT .
Just a smile would go a long way. Its cheap and costs nothing.....smile to someone and appreciate all that you meet. Someone you dont know needs it.
JOKES AND HUMOUR
INTELLIGENT DADDY!
The youngest son in the family asked his father,
Son: Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality"
Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?"
Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire.
Dad: Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy.
Dad: Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars?
Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million.
Dad: Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially" we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do.
Friends,…………………………Please be cautious!
HOT SLAP!
A woman wanted to reach her husband but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After Junior has called, he got back to Mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said: ''The subscriber you have dialed is not available.
LOVE IS BLIND!
Two lovers decided to commit suicide together but while they were standing on a very high cliff. The guy decided to jump first, but when it was the girl's turn to jump, she closed her eyes and walked away saying " True love is blind". The guy mid air opened his parachute and said " True love never dies. Be careful folks you just can not predict women.
KISSES UNLIMITED!
Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen.
Wife: His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart...........
SON OF A DONKEY!
A car was involved in an accident on a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter who was very anxious to get this story could not get near the car. Being a clever and experienced reporter, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! let me through!! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way for him … Lying in front of the car was a DONKEY....
GOOD NAME, RICH NAME!
An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear. He was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and a host of others. The Ibo man asked of what good the names were, then the Imam said if you choose any name, there will be hope that God will bless you the way He blessed those with the names originally. The Ibo man thought for a while………………and then asked the Imam "how about Dangote?"
WALK OR CROSS OVER!
An Ibo man went to Jerusalem...On arriving at the sea of Galilee, he asked how much to cross over. The boatman said $500 and the Ibo man screamed...' Chineke! No wonda Jesus waka 4 water' !!!..KEEP WALKING WITH JESUS! Cheers to a lovely day. Have a lovely week ahead. Jesus Loves You!
MARKETING GIMMICKS!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
4. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
PREGNANT FOR WHO!
110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him." That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!" ”Exactly,” said the doctor. …….how come is ur wifeee pregnant???
GOOD PRAYER INDEED!
A man entered a bus and he was sitting between an old woman and a beatiful young girl. All of a sudden, he fell asleep, when he woke up, he found himself laying his head on the old woman's lap. When he saw her face, he said "Lord, lead me not into temptation and he slept again. When he woke up the second time, he found out that he was laying his head, this time on the beautiful girl's lap. When he saw her pretty face, then he smiled and said "Oh Lord, let thy will be done...Smile it off and have a great day...
WHAT A GRAMMAR!
Simple English: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie english : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles....., hulalaaaaa.
SIXES AND SEVENS!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!
CATCH THEM IF U CAN!
Please don't laugh loud. In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. Have a wonderful day and week.
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The youngest son in the family asked his father,
Son: Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality"
Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?"
Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire.
Dad: Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy.
Dad: Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars?
Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million.
Dad: Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially" we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do.
Friends,…………………………Please be cautious!
HOT SLAP!
A woman wanted to reach her husband but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After Junior has called, he got back to Mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she slapped him again for good measure. People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was. The woman asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said: ''The subscriber you have dialed is not available.
LOVE IS BLIND!
Two lovers decided to commit suicide together but while they were standing on a very high cliff. The guy decided to jump first, but when it was the girl's turn to jump, she closed her eyes and walked away saying " True love is blind". The guy mid air opened his parachute and said " True love never dies. Be careful folks you just can not predict women.
KISSES UNLIMITED!
Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen.
Wife: His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart...........
SON OF A DONKEY!
A car was involved in an accident on a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter who was very anxious to get this story could not get near the car. Being a clever and experienced reporter, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! let me through!! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way for him … Lying in front of the car was a DONKEY....
GOOD NAME, RICH NAME!
An Ibo man was converted to Islam, after all said and done; he was asked what name he would like to bear. He was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) and a host of others. The Ibo man asked of what good the names were, then the Imam said if you choose any name, there will be hope that God will bless you the way He blessed those with the names originally. The Ibo man thought for a while………………and then asked the Imam "how about Dangote?"
WALK OR CROSS OVER!
An Ibo man went to Jerusalem...On arriving at the sea of Galilee, he asked how much to cross over. The boatman said $500 and the Ibo man screamed...' Chineke! No wonda Jesus waka 4 water' !!!..KEEP WALKING WITH JESUS! Cheers to a lovely day. Have a lovely week ahead. Jesus Loves You!
MARKETING GIMMICKS!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
4. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.
PREGNANT FOR WHO!
110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him." That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!" ”Exactly,” said the doctor. …….how come is ur wifeee pregnant???
GOOD PRAYER INDEED!
A man entered a bus and he was sitting between an old woman and a beatiful young girl. All of a sudden, he fell asleep, when he woke up, he found himself laying his head on the old woman's lap. When he saw her face, he said "Lord, lead me not into temptation and he slept again. When he woke up the second time, he found out that he was laying his head, this time on the beautiful girl's lap. When he saw her pretty face, then he smiled and said "Oh Lord, let thy will be done...Smile it off and have a great day...
WHAT A GRAMMAR!
Simple English: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie english : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles....., hulalaaaaa.
SIXES AND SEVENS!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!
CATCH THEM IF U CAN!
Please don't laugh loud. In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen. Have a wonderful day and week.
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HEALTH UPDATE
INFO ON BREAST CANCER
A friend who has received chemotherapy and is now receiving radiation at Princess Margaret Hospital for breast cancer revealed what they have now found out as causes of breast cancer. The person with the cancer has been told by the hospital to only use Deodorant rather than an anti-perspirant. The reasons are outlined in the letter below.
Sometime ago in a Breast-Cancer-Awareness seminar. During the Questions and Answers period, it was asked why the most common area for breast cancer was near the arm pit. The leading cause of breast cancer is the use of anti-perspirants.
A concentration of toxins leads to cell mutations, a.k.a.CANCER. Yes, ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Most of the products out there are an anti-perspirant/deodorant combination, so go home and check. Deodorant is fine, anti-perspirant is not.
Here's why:
The human body has a few areas that it uses to purge toxins from the body - behind the knees, behind the ears, the groin area, and armpits. The toxins are purged in the form of perspiration. Anti-perspirant, as the name clearly indicates, prevents you from perspiring, thereby
Inhibiting the body from purging toxins from below the armpits. These toxins do not just magically disappear. Instead, the body deposits them in the lymph nodes below the arms since it cannot sweat them out. Nearly all breast cancer tumors occur in the upper outside quadrant of the breast area. This is precisely where the lymph nodes are located.
Additionally, men are less likely (but not completely exempt) to develop breast cancer prompted by anti-perspirant usage because most of the anti-perspirant product is caught in their hair and is not directly applied to the skin. Sprays are the exception to this rule.
Women who apply anti-perspirant right after shaving increase the risk further because shaving causes almost imperceptible nicks in the skin which give the chemicals entrance into the body from the armpit area.
Breast cancer is becoming frighteningly common. This awareness may save lives. Re-think your daily use of a product that could ultimately lead to a terminal illness.
A friend who has received chemotherapy and is now receiving radiation at Princess Margaret Hospital for breast cancer revealed what they have now found out as causes of breast cancer. The person with the cancer has been told by the hospital to only use Deodorant rather than an anti-perspirant. The reasons are outlined in the letter below.
Sometime ago in a Breast-Cancer-Awareness seminar. During the Questions and Answers period, it was asked why the most common area for breast cancer was near the arm pit. The leading cause of breast cancer is the use of anti-perspirants.
A concentration of toxins leads to cell mutations, a.k.a.CANCER. Yes, ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Most of the products out there are an anti-perspirant/deodorant combination, so go home and check. Deodorant is fine, anti-perspirant is not.
Here's why:
The human body has a few areas that it uses to purge toxins from the body - behind the knees, behind the ears, the groin area, and armpits. The toxins are purged in the form of perspiration. Anti-perspirant, as the name clearly indicates, prevents you from perspiring, thereby
Inhibiting the body from purging toxins from below the armpits. These toxins do not just magically disappear. Instead, the body deposits them in the lymph nodes below the arms since it cannot sweat them out. Nearly all breast cancer tumors occur in the upper outside quadrant of the breast area. This is precisely where the lymph nodes are located.
Additionally, men are less likely (but not completely exempt) to develop breast cancer prompted by anti-perspirant usage because most of the anti-perspirant product is caught in their hair and is not directly applied to the skin. Sprays are the exception to this rule.
Women who apply anti-perspirant right after shaving increase the risk further because shaving causes almost imperceptible nicks in the skin which give the chemicals entrance into the body from the armpit area.
Breast cancer is becoming frighteningly common. This awareness may save lives. Re-think your daily use of a product that could ultimately lead to a terminal illness.
SECRETS TO BECOMING RICH
THE SECRET TO BECOMING RICHNapoleon Hill, the author of Think and Grow Rich, believes that a person does not have to be a genius to become rich. Any person can become wealthy if they think positively and have a deep desire to achieve their goals.
POSITIVE THINKING: You must see your financial dreams and know that you will be able to attain them. You must already own them.
If you begin making up every rationalization under the sun why you can't succeed, pinch yourself. You have to discipline your body and mind to think positive thoughts.
Teach yourself that those kind of thought patterns are unacceptable. You can obtain greatness, even if you are not the smartest, most talented, or best looking person in the world.
Success is yours if you'll just allow it to come into your life. Don't underestimate the power of your thoughts.
7 STEPS TO GAIN GREAT SUCCESS:
1. Choose a definite dream. 
2. Put all your energy into that dream.
3. Be willing to do menial work at first.
4. Visualize your dream.
5. Form a strategy.
6. Endure through the hard times.
7. Eliminate any way to retreat
Don't forget, to successful people, there is no such thing as "defeat." What looks like defeat is no more than a great opportunity. Start creating opportunities out of failures and being successful today!
2. Put all your energy into that dream.
3. Be willing to do menial work at first.
4. Visualize your dream.
5. Form a strategy.
6. Endure through the hard times.
7. Eliminate any way to retreat
Don't forget, to successful people, there is no such thing as "defeat." What looks like defeat is no more than a great opportunity. Start creating opportunities out of failures and being successful today!
UNSTOPPABLE DESTINY
UNSTOPPABLE DESTINY!
In all that you do, try as much to put in your best, and do the very best you can. Commit the rest to God, and for sure your mind will be at rest for God will surely see to the rest.
In all that you do, try as much to put in your best, and do the very best you can. Commit the rest to God, and for sure your mind will be at rest for God will surely see to the rest.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If: H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K 8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And: K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But: A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.
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