A MAN'S WORLD

Men Are Hard To Please!
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u a! re from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to PO! SSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?).
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

MEN AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,

Smile @ him, he thinks you love him
Accept his luv, he thinks you want his favour
Resent it, he thinks you’re conceited
Let him kiss you and make luv to you, he thinks you’re cheap
Act reserved, he thinks you’re frigid
Ignore him, he thinks you despise him
Have him alone, he thinks no else can have you
Combine him with others, he thinks you’re insatiable
Talk of love & kids, he thins he wants you to marry him
When you give without demand, he thinks you’re a fool
Accept his gifts, he thinks you’re a gold digger
Refuse it, he thinks you’re playing hard to get
When you become too understanding, he takes you for a ride
Confront him wit the truth, he thinks youre being bitchy
Bless them o' lord, for we need them.
Men Are A Confused Bunch